Howard Lasagna writes an a lot, in fact, he has written enough poems that everyone can get one for their birthday. So it makes sense to make this work available to people who are interested or enjoy his work.
They vary in length, with some being full finished pieces, while others may resemble an extended joke. The content is of his usual absurd style, so there is no guarantee of the topic discussed, however as it is for your birthday, it will always be intended for you to enjoy.
Poetry for Your Birthday
How it works:
The poem you receive will be unique to the date of your Birthday, i.e. you will get the same as your twin.
There are ∅ repeats in the calendar and it will be constantly updated to ensure you are not without.
All I ask for is your name, email and the date, so it will definitely reach you.
If you could also spread the word in whatever capacity, that would be wonderful. Instagram is the beast with which I bargain most regularly and my preferred platform, but anything is appreciated really.
In the near future there will be paid options for receiving your poem in a physical form, either hand delivered or via the post - keep an eye out for updates on this as things develop. I will reach out using the details provided below with physical media options when these become available.
IMPORTANT NOTE
The back end system is currently in construction - the target launch date is 31st October 2026. However, you can still enter your details below to get your poem lined up for your inbox on your birthday - just be aware that if your Birthday is before 31st October, you may only receive you will receive your first PFYB in 2027.
Sign up to PFYB here:
The details provided are used solely for the above expressed purposes and will never be shared with a third-party